10 Stupid Questions.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
   
   Stupid Question:-
   Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
   Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

   2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

   Stupid Question:-
   Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
   No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

   3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

   Stupid Question:-
   Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
   Why? Would it rather have been you?

   4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

   Stupid Question:-
   Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
   No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

   5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

   Stupid Question:-
   Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
   Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

   6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

   Stupid Question:-
   Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
   No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

   7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

   Stupid Question:-
   Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
   No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

   8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

   Stupid Question:-
   Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
   No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

   9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

   Stupid Question:-
   Tell me if it hurts?
   Answer:-
   No it wont. It will just bleed.

   10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

   Stupid Question:-
   Oh, so you smoke.
   Answer:-
   Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!